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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 04:45

Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
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No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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No way
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
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Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Still no good
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.