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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 04:45

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

South Africa’s emotional WTC triumph: Proteas win first major cricket trophy in 27 years - AP News

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Is the Be10x AI workshop worth enough?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

Can you fly an American flag in the UK in your own private property there? What is the UK’s government stance on that? And if yes, do you also have to fly the UK flag or the American flag can fly solo?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No, not a chance

We Finally Know The Route Of Neanderthals’ Massive Migration Across Eurasia - IFLScience

No go.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How will Israelis respond to someone claiming that anti-Zionism is not anti-Semitism, in the same way as anti-feminism not being misogyny and opposing same-sex marriage not being homophobia?

No way

Then came..

Minds and Behinds

Why is Google betting big on anthropic?

Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

Freaks and Cheeks

Trump said we don't need Canada's lumber. So a good incentive and subsidy to compete against the highly subsidized Canadian lumber industry for home construction is needed. What would Canadians do when they have no one to export their timber to?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Hysterias & Posteriors

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

It turns out weather on other planets is a lot like on Earth - The Washington Post

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

Still no good

T.J. Oshie, the Caps’ beloved ‘warrior,’ announces his NHL retirement - The Washington Post

Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

Why doesn't speeding significantly decrease one’s commute time? I've done a lot of road trips and driving and have experimented by increasing speed by 10–20%, but somehow this never equates to arriving 20% sooner, even on clear roads.

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

share office space ...

What are the tools HR recruiters or talent acquisition managers generally use to ease the process?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hickman's just lost 95% of Arizona chickens to bird flu and says it will take 2 years to rebuild - KJZZ